'I am al-Qaeda'

NO -- Your kidding, didn't Charles Mansion try this?

USATODAY.com - Moussaoui ejected from court for outbursts; jurors selected

ALEXANDRIA, Va. (AP) — Proclaiming 'I am al-Qaeda,' terrorist conspiratorZacarias Moussaoui disrupted the opening of his sentencing trial Monday and was tossed out of court"